Santa's Poo Jar

£11.99
In stock
SKU
CC2588

Dispatched in 1 - 2 days

Give your friends the gift of poo! Santa’s poo!This hilarious jar makes the perfect gift for a Christmas laugh and is packed with delicious chocolate nibs that do look a lot like santa poo...The jar is then personalised with a their name and eats santa’s poo.
Give your friends the gift of poo! Santa’s poo!
This hilarious jar makes the perfect gift for a Christmas laugh and is packed with delicious chocolate nibs that do look a lot like santa poo...

The jar is then personalised with a their name and eats santa’s poo.

Contents:
Santa Poo – Containing 400g Chocolate Nibs

Weight with Packaging - 450g

Ingredients:
Sugar, Milk, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fat (From Palm/Shea/Sal/Illipe/Kokum Gurgi/Mango Kernel/Palm Kernel/ Rapeseed/ Coconut), Wheat Flour (Contains Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Whole And Skimmed Milk Powder, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin, E476, Sunflower Lecithin), Whey Powder (From Milk), Invert Sugar Syrup, Wholemeal Wheat Flour, Whole Oat Flour, Dextrose, Glucose Syrup, Dried Coconut, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Rice Flour, Maize Starch, Barley Malt Extract, Yeast, Treacle, Walnuts, Salt, Flavourings, Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate, Calcium Carbonate), Citric Acid, Stabiliser (Invertase), Lactic Acid, Colours (Paprika, Beetroot Red), Dried Egg White, Tartaric Acid. Contains milk chocolate 25%. Milk Chocolate contains cocoa solids 25% minimum. milk solids 14% minimum.
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Delivery

UK Mainland RM 1st Class - £2.50 (free on all orders over £40.00)

despatched via Royal Mail 1st class postage and despatched within 24 hours.

UK Next  Working Day - £6.50

Despatched via Royal Mail Guaranteed ‘Next Day’ delivery or courier. Both will require a signature on receipt. Orders must be placed before 1pm. This is working days only and will not be delivered on a Saturday or Sunday.

UK Guaranteed Saturday - £10.00

Despatched via Royal Mail Guaranteed Saturday Delivery.  Will require a signature on receipt. Orders must be placed before 1pm on Friday.

Europe - £15.00

Sent via Courier and will require a signature on receipt. This service can take up to 10days dependant on delivery location.

ROW - £25.00

Sent via Courier and will require a signature on receipt. This service can take up to 10days dependant on delivery location.

Crowther Creative Products Ltd (T/A The Retro Sweet Shop) cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by Royal Mail or our Couriers. We require 14 working days to investigate a missing item before we can re-despatch

 

Returns and Cancellations

Non Personalised Goods:

We are so confident you will love our Sweet Gifts that you can return anything ordered within 28 days if not 100% satisfied.

Should you wish to return a purchase within 28 days, please contact us first. Please quote your order number and reasons for return and await a reply from us with confirmation.

We will be happy to refund or exchange any product, for any reason, provided it is in good / re saleable condition. You are obliged to take reasonable care of the goods whilst in your charge. On satisfactory return, we will refund your payment through the same payment method used to purchase the products.

Personalised Goods:

Please note: Bespoke, personalised goods are not subject to our returns policy and will only be refunded or exchanged if faulty. Please take care to check your personalisation before ordering. 

Refund of Delivery Charge

We will refund your original delivery charge plus the return delivery charge when a product is faulty, damaged or incorrectly shipped. However if the return is an unwanted product, we will not be liable for the direct cost of return.

Non Personalised Goods:

We are so confident you will love our Sweet Gifts that you can return anything ordered within 28 days if not 100% satisfied.

Should you wish to return a purchase within 28 days, please contact us first. Please quote your order number and reasons for return and await a reply from us with confirmation.

We will be happy to refund or exchange any product, for any reason, provided it is in good / re saleable condition. You are obliged to take reasonable care of the goods whilst in your charge. On satisfactory return, we will refund your payment through the same payment method used to purchase the products.

Personalised Goods:

Please note: Bespoke, personalised goods are not subject to our returns policy and will only be refunded or exchanged if faulty. Please take care to check your personalisation before ordering. 

Refund Of Delivery Charge

We will refund your original delivery charge plus the return delivery charge when a product is faulty, damaged or incorrectly shipped. However if the return is an unwanted product, we will not be liable for the direct cost of return.

Cancellation Policy

In respect of made-to-order or custom printed products our usual refund policy does not apply and products cannot be returned or exchanged unless faulty. After seven working days, any deposits for special orders or custom printed orders will not be refunded on cancellation. Your deposit after this period confirms the contract.

None of the above conditions affect your statutory rights when goods are faulty, or not as described.